You’ve just scored a fun freelance photography gig, for once. Usually, it’s weddings, with drunks and terrible dancing, or kid’s parties. Not this time! You’ve been asked to shoot a charity calendar for the local sorority, and lucky you – it’s a pin-up calendar! Your first session is with Gallina, a stunning blonde with a jaw-dropping, healthy Midwestern corn-fed body. You’re allowed to stare – you’re the guy with the camera! You start to wonder if the women in sexy porno shoots ever fool around with the photographer. Maybe there’s something in the air, or maybe Gallina likes to be looked at, but she’s really getting into the spirit of things. When she starts taking her clothes off, you keep shooting. Are your pants getting tight?