It took me a week of shopping to find this bikini – it’s perfect and fits me just right. I was so looking forward to playing on the beach today, but now it’s raining! I spent all morning getting everything prepared – I had you clean the grill, and now we’re stuck inside! I can’t let this get me down. I wore this bikini so that people would look at me, and I won’t be happy until someone does! Oh, I know: you should do it. Don’t take your eyes off my tight, smooth, and pretty much perfect body!