I think that sometimes, the very best things in life are the simplest. This whole summer has been a real scorcher, and while it’s been nice to hide in the air conditioning, I’ve been feeling the need to get outside and feel the breeze on my face. It’s far too hot to wear anything but the skimpiest swimsuit out there, but not to worry – I know about a nice and secluded spot, where the creek widens out and makes a lovely pond. There’s a tire swing there, and the last time I went, I hit the water so fast that my suit was yanked off, and it disappeared down the creek. What if that happens when you’re there with me? I hope you’ll think of something!